For Jenny (and possibly Racheal except that shes too smart :) )

that title wasnt supposed to say that you arent also smart Jenny its just that you dont do Japanese...
Anyway, I keep finding the most random Japanese phrases and I thought you might enjoy them (particularly Jenny). Oh I'll put them in Romaji too, just in case anyway wants to learn them... although I dont think you would.

「太っている人はみんなダイエットすべきだと思う。」「あなた、私のことを言ってるの。」
"I think all fat people should go on a diet". "Are you referring to me"?
(Romaji: "futotte iru hito wa minna daieto subekida to omou" "anta, watashino koto o itteruno?")

１つには私は忙しいし、もう１つには興味もない。
For one thing, I'm busy; for another, I'm not interested.
(itsuniwa watashiwa isogashi, mou itsuniwa kyoumi mo nai.)

あの赤ちゃんは本当に可愛くないね。
I can truly say that baby is ugly.
(ano akachyan wa hontouni kawakunai ne)

ここだけの話だけれど、あの太った見苦しい魔女は減量中なのだ。
Between ourselves, the fat ugly witch is on a diet.
(kokodakeno hanadakeredo, ano fototte migurushii majyo wa genryonaka nanoda)

私の顔に誰かの息がかかって、気持ち悪いわ。
Somebody's breathing on my face. It's disgusting.
(watashino kaoni darekano ikiga kakatte, kimochiwaruiwa.)

もう一つお願いがある。とっとと消え失せろ。
I have just one more thing to ask of you - Get Lost.
(mou istu onegai ga aru. Tottoto kieuseru.)

このひどい学校にはおさらばだ。
I'll bid farewell to this stinking school.
(kono hidoi gakouniwa osarabada.)

本人は唯我独尊を決め込んでいるようだけども、周りから見れば単なるわがままだよね。
He's completely convinced of his own greatness/righteousness but to the people around him he's just a selfish jerk.
(honninwa yuigadokuson o kimekonde iru youdakedemo, mawari kara mireba tannaru wagamamada yone.)

一日ひとくそ、医者いらず。
A shit a day keeps the doctor away.
(ichinichi hito kuso,ishya irazu.)

so.. there you go. If anyone else has some interesting phrases in whatever langauge they know (wether it be english or what not) feel free to post them as comments.